The Do You Love Your College? Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
Do you attend a college or university?
--Full time?
--The same one your parent(s) did?
--Because you got a scholarship specifically to there?
Do live on campus?
--Do you call your dorm room home?
--Does where you grew up no longer feel like home?
Are you dissappointed when the semester's over?
--It's mid-term break?
Do you physically hate rival schools?
--Even if your best friend goes there?
--Even if your significant other goes there?
--Even if your parents went there?
Do you eat in the dining hall(s)?
--Do you like the food?
Can you hum all your fight songs?
--Play them?
--Know the words?
--Know the "
correct
" words?
Have you hugged your mascot?
Do you have a pet/sibling/child named after your mascot?
--Do you have a pet the same species as your mascot? (TROJENS do not count...)
Do you have clothing in the school colors?
--That you bought on your own?
--Have people stopped you in public places because of it?
--Does it comprise most of your wardrobe?
Can you navigate the campus bus route?
--From memory?
Can you find your way around campus?
--On foot, without a map?
--In the dark?
--On your own?
--While intoxicated?
Do you have a specific seat/spot for football games?
Do you have the football schedule (and past scores) memorized?
--And you're not on the team/in the band?
Is your buddy list/address book mostly made up of people from campus?
Have you made a website about your school?
--That wasn't for class?
Is your room decorated in school paraphanilia?
--Your room at home, not your dorm?
--Is it painted in school colors?
Can you not imagine life without your school/at a different one?
Do you feel proud and defensive when people make fun of your school? (FSU SUX! So? Do you?)
--Do you make fun of rivals? (How 'bout them Dawgs? PISS ON 'EM!)
--Do you have amusing names for them? (Dook, Climpsun)
--Do you actually use the aforementioned names?
Is college really the best 4/5/6/7 years of your life?
Do you love your school?
Are you a Rambling Wreck? (Extra Credit)
Good going!